Emo Philips
Birthday: 7 February 1956, Chicago, Illinois, USA
Birth Name: Phil Soltanec
Height: 188 cm
Emo Philips was born on February 7, 1956 in Chicago, Illinois, USA as Phil Soltanec. He is an actor and writer, known for UHF (1989), Emo Philips Live (1987) and The Aristocrats (2005). He has been ma ...Show More
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your Show more
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, how are you going to get into the corners?" Hide
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second Show more
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote. Hide
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, w Show more
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe. Hide
...and always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said 'A truck!'
...and always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said 'A truck!'
Everyone, everywhere, and all the time, used to laugh at me when I was growing up. So, when I was ar Show more
Everyone, everywhere, and all the time, used to laugh at me when I was growing up. So, when I was around 18, I thought, 'I'll become a comedian, and then if everyone laughs at me, I'll be famous.' So I went on stage one night and, for the first time in my life, everyone stopped laughing at me. Hide
What is eternity? You're on the checkout line at a supermarket. There are seven people in front of y Show more
What is eternity? You're on the checkout line at a supermarket. There are seven people in front of you. They are all old. They all have two carts and coupons for every item. They are all paying by check. None of them have ID. It's the checkout girl's first day on the job. She doesn't speak any English. Take away fifteen minutes from that, and you begin to get an idea of what eternity is. Hide
Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they ar Show more
Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day. Hide
I'm a great lover... I bet
I'm a great lover... I bet
Emo Philips's FILMOGRAPHY
as Actor (55)
Emo Philips'S roles
